英語(yǔ)幽默：醫(yī)生懂得多 Knows Better

The Doctor Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."

"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

　　中文：　　　　　　　

　　一個(gè)男人在街上被出租車(chē)撞倒送進(jìn)了醫(yī)院。他的妻子站在他的床前對(duì)醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“我想他傷得很厲害。”

　　醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“恐怕他已經(jīng)死了。”

　　聽(tīng)到醫(yī)生的話(huà)，這個(gè)男人轉(zhuǎn)動(dòng)著頭說(shuō)：“我沒(méi)死，我還活著。”

　　妻子說(shuō)：“安靜，醫(yī)生比你懂得多。”