英語(yǔ)幽默：心不在焉的教授 Professor

The Absent-minded Professor

An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy.

一位粗心的教授正在上解剖課。

"To show you more clearly what I mean, I have here a parcel with a dissected frog. I want you to examine it very carefully."

“為了讓你們更清楚地理解我所講的內(nèi)容，這個(gè)包里有一只解剖了的青蛙，你們要仔細(xì)地觀察。”

The professor unwrapped the parcel and saw that it contained two sandwiches and a hard-bioled egg. Astonished, the professor said, "I was sure I had eaten my lunch, but where is the frog?"

教授打開(kāi)包，里面竟是兩個(gè)三明治和一個(gè)熟雞蛋。教授十分驚訝：“我肯定是已經(jīng)吃過(guò)午飯了，可是那只青蛙哪兒去了呢？”