長壽秘訣

Secret For a Long Life

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."

"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six."

長壽秘訣

一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動的小老頭。

“我無意中發(fā)現(xiàn)，你是多么幸福，”那女士說。“你幸福而長壽的秘密是什么？”

“我每天抽三包煙，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且從來不曾鍛煉。”

“哦，真神奇，”女士說。“你高壽？”

“二十六。”