英語(yǔ)幽默:我沒(méi)有睡著 I Wasn't Asleep

 

      I Wasn't Asleep

　　　When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,  and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

　　　"I wasn't asleep." the man answered.

　　　"Not asleep?  But you had your eyes closed."

　　　"I know.  I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in acrowded car."

　　 我沒(méi)有睡著

　　當(dāng)一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔(dān)心這個(gè)人會(huì)坐過(guò)站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說(shuō)：“先生，醒醒！”

　　“我沒(méi)有睡著。”那個(gè)男人回答。

　　“沒(méi)睡著？可是你眼睛都閉上了呀？”

　　“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”