英語(yǔ)幽默:你們都一樣

One Chinese person walked into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
在美國(guó)，一個(gè)中國(guó)人深夜進(jìn)了一間酒吧，他看到了斯蒂文·斯皮爾伯格。

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
因?yàn)橹袊?guó)人是他的影迷之一，所以他快速地沖向了他，向他要簽名。

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
但是，斯皮爾伯格給了他一巴掌，說(shuō)：“你們中國(guó)人炸了我們的珍珠港，滾出去，”

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
驚訝的中國(guó)人說(shuō)：“不是我們中國(guó)人炸了你們的珍珠港，是日本人。”“中國(guó)人，日本人，臺(tái)灣人，你們都一樣。”斯皮爾伯格說(shuō)

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
作為回報(bào)，中國(guó)人回贈(zèng)了斯皮爾伯格一巴掌，說(shuō)：“你把泰坦尼克號(hào)弄沉了，我的祖先在船上。”斯皮爾伯格震驚的說(shuō)：“是冰山弄沉的，不是我。”

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
中國(guó)人說(shuō)，“冰山，斯皮爾伯格，嘉士伯，你們都一樣。”

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