英語(yǔ)幽默:自己做好準(zhǔn)備

A student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop." 
一個(gè)學(xué)生一次給父母拍了一份電報(bào)，上面寫(xiě)著：“媽媽－我所有功課都不及格，被學(xué)校開(kāi)除。讓爸爸做好準(zhǔn)備。” 
Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself." 
兩天以后，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準(zhǔn)備好。你自己做好準(zhǔn)備吧!”