英語(yǔ)幽默:好視力

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?
律師：你說(shuō)你離事故現(xiàn)場(chǎng)約有35英尺，你能看清多遠(yuǎn)的東西？
Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.
證人：這么說(shuō)吧，早上起床后我看見太陽(yáng)，別人告訴我這大約有9300萬(wàn)英里遠(yuǎn)。