英語幽默:怎么做到的

A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
一個(gè)人來到警察局想和昨天潛入他家偷盜的賊聊聊。
You will get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergeant.
警察告訴他說，你在法庭上會(huì)有這個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)的。
No, no, no. said the man. I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years.
不，不，不，這個(gè)人說，我就是想知道他是如何做到潛入我家并且還能不驚醒我的老婆，我已經(jīng)努力好多年了都沒能做到這點(diǎn)。