英語幽默:巧合

A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him.
臺上一個女士正在放聲高歌，臺下的一個聽眾跟他旁邊的一個男人抱怨說，
"What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?"
“這是什么嗓子?。磕阒浪钦l嗎？”
The man beside him answered. "She is my wife."
那個男人回答，“她是我老婆。”
"Oh, I'm sorry." he said. "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is too bad.
“哦，抱歉，抱歉，我的意思是說她嗓子不差，就是曲子太難聽了。
I wonder who wrote that awful song."
我真是想不到誰會寫出這么難聽的曲子呢？”
"I did." said the man.
那個男人回答，“是我寫的！”