玉米

    A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender says "We have no corn, get out of here." So the duck leaves. The next day he comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says "I told you, we don't have any corn! Get out!" So the duck leaves. The next day he goes in again and asks for corn, and the bartender says, "For the last time, we don't have corn! If you ever come back, I'm going to nail those webbed feet of yours to the floor!" So the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, of course not. Why would a bar have nails?" The duck then says, "Good. Can I have some corn?
   
    鴨子走進酒吧，叫酒保上玉米。酒保說：“這兒沒有玉米，出去。”于是鴨子出去了。第二天，它回來了，又叫上玉米，酒保說：“告訴你了，根本就沒有玉米！出去！”于是鴨子又走了。第二天鴨子又來叫上玉米，酒保說：“最后跟你說一次，我們不賣玉米！你要是再敢來，我就用釘子把你兩個腳片子釘在地板上！”于是鴨子又走了。第二天，鴨子來問說：“你們有釘子嗎？”酒保說：“沒有，當然沒有啦。酒吧怎么會賣釘子？”鴨子跟著又說：“好。能給我上一份玉米嗎？”