我想我是一只雞

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服？
病人：我認為我是一只雞。
精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時候開始的？
病人：從我還是一只蛋的時候開始。