愚人節(jié)精彩笑話之四

           愚人節(jié)笑話之一      愚人節(jié)笑話之二     愚人節(jié)笑話之三  

   One April 1st, a bus was going along a winding road when it slowed down and stopped. The driver anxiously turned switches and pressed buttons, but nothing happened. Then he turned to the passengers with a worried look and said. "This poor bus is getting old. There's only one thing to do if we want to get home today. I shall count three, and on the word 'three', you must lean forward suddenly. That should get the bus started again. Now, lean back as far as you can in your seats."

　　The passengers all obediently leaned back and waited anxiously.

　　Then the driver counted, "One! Two! Three!" The passengers all swung forward suddenly- and the bus started up again.

　　The passengers breathed more easily and began to smile with a relief. But their smiles turned to surprise and then delighted laughter when the driver merrily cried, "April Fools!"

       4月1號(hào)這天，一輛公共汽車正沿著一條蜿蜒的道路行駛，突然，它慢慢地停了下來。司機(jī)焦急地?fù)Q擋，按按鈕，但是都不起作用。然后他憂心忡忡地轉(zhuǎn)向乘客，說：“這個(gè)汽車很舊了，出了點(diǎn)毛病。如果大家想今天到家的話，只有一件事可以做。我一會(huì)兒數(shù)三下，當(dāng)我數(shù)到三時(shí)，你們必須突然地向前傾。這樣汽車就會(huì)啟動(dòng)了。現(xiàn)在，在你的座位上，盡可能的向后靠。”

    所有乘客都很順從地向后靠，焦急地等待著。

    司機(jī)開始數(shù)了“1！2！3！”當(dāng)數(shù)到3時(shí)，所有乘客都突然向前傾，這時(shí)汽車啟動(dòng)了。

    乘客們高興地松了口氣。但是，當(dāng)司機(jī)得意地大喊“愚人節(jié)快樂！”時(shí)，他們轉(zhuǎn)喜為驚，并哈哈大笑起來。