欠揍的理發(fā)師（圖）

　    Being rather bald,I have long been used to comforting myself on a visit to the hairdresser with the opening gambit,“Grass doesn’t grow on a busy street.”

　　However,I was not prepared for the response of one barber,“We always say there’s no sense in putting a roof on an empty barn.”

　　每次去美發(fā)中心的時候,我總是以一句自我安慰的話,來提及我那近乎禿頂?shù)哪X袋,“繁華的馬路不會長草。”

　　沒想到,有位理發(fā)師這樣應了我一句:“我們是認為,荒蕪的土地就不需要有屋頂。”