輕松英語笑話5則，讓你的煩惱消失不見

　　輕松英語笑話5則，讓你的煩惱消失不見

　　在生活中，大家總會(huì)有覺得壓力大的時(shí)候，這時(shí)候就需要好好的方式一下，看看笑話是個(gè)很好的緩解壓力的方式，接下來就跟聽力課堂小編一起來看一下吧!

　　1. 活不成了

　　Can't live

　　一個(gè)人得了重病，妻子伴隨他去看醫(yī)生。

　　Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife.

　　檢查過后，醫(yī)生示意病人的妻子到走廊見他。

　　After the examination the physicianmotioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.

　　“你丈夫病得很重，”醫(yī)生說，“但有三件事可保住他的性命。

　　"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensurehis survival.

　　第一，一日三餐，要營養(yǎng)美味。第二，給他一個(gè)輕松的環(huán)境，不要抱怨。第三，每天都對(duì)他傾注熾熱的愛。”

　　First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-freeenvironment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him everyday.

　　在驅(qū)車回家的路上，丈夫問道：“醫(yī)生說了什么?”

　　On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"

　　“很遺憾，”妻子說，“你活不成了。”

　　"I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it."

　　2. 節(jié)約還是浪費(fèi)

　　Waste or Save

　　父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費(fèi)時(shí)間嗎?

　　Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wastingtime?

　　杰克：我知道，爸爸?？晌疫€給您節(jié)省了一頓飯呢，是不是?

　　Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?

　　3.沒問題

　　No Problem

　　一個(gè)禿頭的男人坐在理發(fā)店里。

　　A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.

　　發(fā)型師問：有什么可以幫你嗎?

　　How can I help you? asked the stylist.

　　那個(gè)人解釋說，我本來去做頭發(fā)移植，但實(shí)在太痛了。

　　I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain.

　　如果你能夠讓我的頭發(fā)看起來像你的一樣，而且沒有任何痛苦，我將付給你5000美元。

　　If you can makemy hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000.

　　沒問題，發(fā)型師說，然后他很快幫自己剃了個(gè)光頭。

　　No problem, said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.

　　4. 女孩的名字

　　A Girl's Name

　　女兒出生時(shí)，我們給她取名叫邁爾斯，和我深愛的業(yè)已過世的父親同一個(gè)名字，不過家人提醒這個(gè)名字太男性化了。

　　When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine(男性的) .

　　幾年以后，我覺得邁爾斯已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大，能夠懂事了。我對(duì)她解釋說：你的名字很特別。

　　Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special.

　　我給你取了一個(gè)和我爸爸一樣的名字，因?yàn)槲曳浅鬯?。我相信他?huì)為你而深感自豪的。

　　I named you after my own father because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you.

　　邁爾斯很仔細(xì)地想了一下，然后說道：這些我都懂，媽媽?？墒俏也恢劳夤珵槭裁磿?huì)有一個(gè)女孩子的名字。

　　Myles thought carefully about this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I don't understand why my grandfather had a girl's name.

　　5. 凱特的禮物

　　A Present

　　凱特：媽媽，你知道我要給你一件什么生日禮物嗎?

　　Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?

　　媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什么呀?

　　Mom: No, Honey, what?

　　凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。

　　Kate: A nice teapot.

　　我已經(jīng)有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。

　　Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.

　　媽媽：可是 凱特：不，你沒有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。

　　Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.

　　小編今天的分享就到這里了，不知道有沒有帶給你滿滿的歡樂呢?希望大家都可以積極樂觀的面對(duì)生活哦!