你有大仁哥嗎 有個(gè)男閨蜜的N+1個(gè)好處

Sometimes he forgets you're a girl and doesn'tmaintain hygiene standards when you're around.

有時(shí)候他會(huì)忘記你是個(gè)女孩子，然后當(dāng)你在他身邊的時(shí)候，他并不保持衛(wèi)生標(biāo)準(zhǔn)。

Seriously, farting is never funny and body odouris not cute.

說(shuō)真的，放屁絕不會(huì)有趣，汗臭味也不會(huì)討人喜歡。

You don't have to worry about not getting a textback.

你不必?fù)?dān)心不會(huì)收到短信回復(fù)。

Because you don't fancy him, so it doesn't matter if he takes two hours to reply back. Plusyou can continuously text him until he replies and it's not crazy.

因?yàn)槟悴粫?huì)迷戀他，所以他兩個(gè)小時(shí)之后回復(fù)你也無(wú)所謂。此外，你可以不斷給他發(fā)短信直到他回復(fù)你，而這并不瘋狂。

You know that you would be lost without him.

你知道沒有他你會(huì)不知所措。

Because he is not just your best friend, he is your resident dating expert, your honestcritic, and your bodyguard.

因?yàn)閷?duì)你而言，他不僅僅是最好的朋友，也是固有的約會(huì)專家、坦率的評(píng)論家以及保鏢。

Pure unadulterated friendship.

純粹的友誼。