你有大仁哥嗎 有個男閨蜜的N+1個好處

Sometimes he forgets you're a girl and doesn'tmaintain hygiene standards when you're around.

有時候他會忘記你是個女孩子，然后當你在他身邊的時候，他并不保持衛(wèi)生標準。

Seriously, farting is never funny and body odouris not cute.

說真的，放屁絕不會有趣，汗臭味也不會討人喜歡。

You don't have to worry about not getting a textback.

你不必擔心不會收到短信回復。

Because you don't fancy him, so it doesn't matter if he takes two hours to reply back. Plusyou can continuously text him until he replies and it's not crazy.

因為你不會迷戀他，所以他兩個小時之后回復你也無所謂。此外，你可以不斷給他發(fā)短信直到他回復你，而這并不瘋狂。

You know that you would be lost without him.

你知道沒有他你會不知所措。

Because he is not just your best friend, he is your resident dating expert, your honestcritic, and your bodyguard.

因為對你而言，他不僅僅是最好的朋友，也是固有的約會專家、坦率的評論家以及保鏢。

Pure unadulterated friendship.

純粹的友誼。