這些善意的謊言，你說過嗎？

1.It wasn’t me! – Because some things just aren’t worth taking credit for。

謊言1：不是我!說謊原因：有些事情不值得我們?nèi)パΑ?/p>

2.Yeah, I’ll start working on that ASAP! – Because telling you I have 10 things to do first would just irritate you。

謊言2：好的，我會(huì)盡快開工的!說謊原因：如果我告訴你在做你要求的這件事之前，我還有10件事要做的話，你肯定會(huì)抓狂的。

3.Oh, yeah. That makes sense. – Because option B involves admitting that I am clueless。

謊言3：是的，這挺有道理的。說謊原因：方案二會(huì)讓我顯得毫無頭緒。

4.Thank you so much! I just love it! – Because telling someone that their gift sucked would make me look like an insensitive jerk。

謊言4：太感謝了!我很喜歡!說謊原因：告訴別人他們送的禮物一團(tuán)糟會(huì)讓我看起來像是冷血的混蛋。

5.ah, you look great in that dress. – Because it’s better than being slapped。

謊言5：你穿這條裙子真好看。說謊原因：總比說真話被別人扇耳光要好吧。

6.I’m 29. – Because 29 is like 20 years younger than 30.

謊言6：我29歲。說謊原因：29歲聽起來比30歲要年輕多了。

7.Yes, John was with me last night. – Because that’s what friends do… we agree and ask questions later。

謊言7：沒錯(cuò)，約翰昨晚是和我在一起。說謊原因：這就是朋友該做的事。等下我們兩個(gè)還要通通氣，以免穿幫。

8.My resume is 5 pages long for a good reason. – Because I’m darn good at bullshittin’!

謊言8：我寫了5頁的簡歷，那是因?yàn)槲易銐蚝?。說謊原因：我就是個(gè)不折不扣的話嘮!

9.Yeah, I was a badass on my high school football team! – Because I want to be seen by others in an even stronger light than I see myself。

謊言9：對(duì)，我在高中足球隊(duì)里就是個(gè)搗蛋鬼!說謊原因：我想讓自己在別人的眼里更加閃亮。

10.I thought I already sent that email out. I’m sure I did. – Because telling you that it was a low priority and I forgot would probably hurt our relationship。

謊言10：我以為我早就把郵件發(fā)出去了。我真的發(fā)過了。說謊原因：如果告訴你我覺得這事不重要，我把這事忘了，就會(huì)傷害到我倆的關(guān)系了。