墜入愛(ài)河后不可避免的22件事

22 Things That Inevitably Happen When You Fall In Love

1. In the beginning, your life starts feeling really dramatic.

1. 一開(kāi)始，你的生活變得緊張刺激。

2. And then, suddenly, much less so.

但一段時(shí)間后，生活忽然又回歸平淡。

3. You and your S.O. develop pet names that aren’t necessarily cutesy but are definitely unique.

你們會(huì)創(chuàng)造出兩人的親密昵稱(chēng)，不一定很肉麻，但絕對(duì)獨(dú)一無(wú)二。

4. Ditto inside jokes that probably alienate anyone else you hang out with.

你一直重復(fù)講只有你們倆聽(tīng)懂的笑話，這往往令曾經(jīng)的玩伴疏遠(yuǎn)你。

5. If you hear love songs on the radio, they no longer make you roll your eyes.

如果聽(tīng)到電臺(tái)情歌，你不再流露出不屑的表情。

6. And if you watch romantic movies, you’re like, “Oh, I get it now!”

如果看浪漫的愛(ài)情片，你會(huì)恍然大悟：“哦，我現(xiàn)在明白了!”

7. Everywhere you go, you notice little things that remind you of them, so you have to keep yourself from buying hundreds of random gifts.

無(wú)論去哪里，總有一些小東西讓你不自覺(jué)想到對(duì)方，所以只好不斷買(mǎi)各種禮物。

8. You send each other pictures of animal pairs with the caption, "Us".

彼此發(fā)動(dòng)物情侶的照片，然后配上圖片說(shuō)明——“我們”。

9. You have their picture set as background or lock screen (or BOTH!) on your phone.

你把對(duì)方的照片設(shè)置為手機(jī)的背景或鎖屏(或兩者皆是)。

10. You don’t care so much about going out anymore, and you may have gone through a period in which your friends questioned whether you were even still alive.

你不會(huì)格外在意外出，以致朋友也許會(huì)在某段時(shí)間質(zhì)疑你是否還活著。

11. There’s a lot of non-sexy naked time.

很多時(shí)候想要裸體，不過(guò)跟性感無(wú)關(guān)。

12. You spend a lot of time together in silence, but that’s totally chill.

你們?cè)谝黄饡r(shí)經(jīng)常默默不語(yǔ)，但氣氛并不尷尬。

13. Their interests or hobbies become yours, and vice versa.

對(duì)方的興趣愛(ài)好漸漸融入你的生活，反之亦然。

14. Or they don’t, but you still tolerate them on occasion.

即使你不喜歡那些興趣愛(ài)好，也時(shí)常愿意去理解包容。

15. You actually DO think of them first thing in the morning, even on the days you don’t wake up next to each other.

每天睜開(kāi)眼睛就會(huì)想起對(duì)方，即使你們分隔兩地。

16. You eat. A lot.

你會(huì)胃口大開(kāi)。

17. You find the simplest things adorable, as long as your S.O. is doing them.

你發(fā)現(xiàn)，只要是“某人”正在做的事，不管多么平常，總是那么可愛(ài)。

18. You hide certain bodily functions for as long as possible, until one day a fart or burp sneaks out and all bets are off.

你會(huì)盡量隱藏某些身體機(jī)能，直到有一天不小心放屁或打嗝，讓你的努力白費(fèi)。

19. You actually miss them even if you’re just apart for a few hours.

分離不過(guò)幾小時(shí)就開(kāi)始思念對(duì)方。

20. You plan fantasy trips around the world, because suddenly everything just seems more interesting.

計(jì)劃著到世界各地旅行，因?yàn)楹鋈婚g你對(duì)一切事物都興趣盎然。

21. And maaaaybe you envision your future life together in your dream house with your beautiful dogs and/or children, if that’s what you’re into.

也許，你會(huì)幻想未來(lái)與寵物、子女一起生活在夢(mèng)想之家，如果那是你所向往的。

22. You get that you’d find most of this stuff so gross and annoying in anyone else, but when it’s you guys, it just makes sense.

別人做的那些令人反感或惱怒的事，當(dāng)你們?nèi)ソ?jīng)歷時(shí)，就變得意義非凡。