12句話帶你了解各國歷史

History of the U.S.A.

美國：Freedom! (terms and conditions may apply)

自由萬歲!——最終解釋權(quán)歸我大美利堅所有。

History of the U.K.

英國：Had the largest empire ever, but lost it due to drinking too much tea.

曾經(jīng)是史上最大的帝國，喝茶太多敗光了。

History of Italy

意大利：We were really important, but now we make shoes.

曾經(jīng)真的很重要，可現(xiàn)在我們是鞋匠。

History of Greece

希臘：We did bunch of shit for mankind like 10,000 years ago. Now we are bankrupt

大約10000年前我們?yōu)槿祟愖隽四敲炊?，現(xiàn)在破產(chǎn)了...

History of Switzerland

瑞士：Sure, we'll take your money!

大哥，存錢不?

History of Australia

澳大利亞：Still ruled by a classy older lady in England because we are too distracted by the largeamount of native fauna trying to kill us to declare independence.

我們?yōu)樯哆€被那個英國老太太統(tǒng)治著?因為我們整天忙著應付那些想著弄死我們鬧獨立的獨有動物們。

History of Denmark

丹麥 ：Tuborg

樂堡啤酒

History of Canada

加拿大：Sorry!

對不起，能不能換個話題?

History of New Zealand

新西蘭：Lord of The Rings

指環(huán)王是我們的!

History of Russia

俄羅斯：Then things got worse

在那之后，局勢越來越不好了

History of Austria

奧地利：Austria’s greatest accomplishment is convincing the world that Beethoven was Austrianand Hitler was German.

奧地利最大的成就是讓世界人民相信貝多芬是奧地利人，而希特勒是德國人。

History of North Korea

朝鮮：All is fine. No more questions. Eternal President will lead us to victory.

我們過得很好。提問到此結(jié)束。永遠的領(lǐng)袖將帶領(lǐng)我們走向勝利。