創(chuàng)意十足的郵件自動(dòng)回復(fù)

相信很多人都會(huì)在外出或休假時(shí)把自己的郵件設(shè)置成“自動(dòng)回復(fù)”——寫上一小段話向來信的人說明自己不在。而以下這幾位老兄就有才了，看看他們的回復(fù)，你會(huì)不會(huì)哭笑不得呢?

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood。

1. 我現(xiàn)在不在辦公室、在外頭面試一工作。如果成不了，我就回來回復(fù)你——你最好有心理準(zhǔn)備我會(huì)發(fā)飆。

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all。

2. 你現(xiàn)在收到這個(gè)自動(dòng)回復(fù)就表示我不在辦公室。如果我在辦公室，那你多半啥也收不到。

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team。

3. 抱歉錯(cuò)過了你的消息，因?yàn)槲椰F(xiàn)在醫(yī)生這里、讓他們把我整一個(gè)沒心沒肺的，好晉升到管理層。

4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received。

4. 要等我休假回來我才有時(shí)間刪你發(fā)來的郵件哦。耐心點(diǎn)，我會(huì)按你發(fā)的順序依次刪除噠!

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message。

5. 謝謝你的來信。前十個(gè)字將從你的信用卡中扣除5.99美金，以后每個(gè)字按1.99美金計(jì)費(fèi)。

6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again。

6. 郵件服務(wù)器無法檢測(cè)到你的鏈接。你的訊息未能被發(fā)送，請(qǐng)重啟電腦試著再發(fā)一遍。

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks。

7. 謝謝你的來信，它已被添加到列隊(duì)等候系統(tǒng)。你現(xiàn)在所在的位置是352位，預(yù)計(jì)將于19周后收到回復(fù)。

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response。

8. 嗨，我在想你剛剛發(fā)給我的東西，請(qǐng)侯在電腦旁邊等我回復(fù)。

9. I’ve run away to join a different circus。

9. 我跟你現(xiàn)在不是一圈子里的人。

10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Kate’ instead of Dave。

10. 我因?yàn)樯眢w原因未來兩周都會(huì)休假。等我回來之后記得叫我“凱特”(女生名)，不要再叫大衛(wèi)了。