聽美劇學(xué)英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第313期:見到皮爾斯·摩根

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Max, I don't know if I can do this.

麥克斯，我不知道我是否能應(yīng)付。

What if Sandra's telling the truth?

萬一珊卓拉說的是事實呢？

She did know about my pink canopy bed. How would she know that?

她的確知道我有張粉紅色的公主床。她怎么會知道的？

Because everyone knows barbie comes with a dream car, a pony, and a pink canopy bed included.

因為全世界都知道芭比有一輛粉紅小車，一匹粉紅小馬，還有一張粉紅公主床。

There he is. There's Piers Morgan, live.

他來了。皮爾斯·摩根真人。

Do you think it's too soon to ask him to give me a discount at Piers 1?

你覺得現(xiàn)在就管他要家具店折扣是不是有點太唐突了？

He looks dignified, like he's not gonna ask about a penis.

他看著挺高尚的，估計不會問雞雞的事情。

But what if he does? Max, I can't do this.

但如果他問起來怎么辦？麥克斯，我好害怕。

Give me your phone. You need to remind yourself of the person your father used to be.

把手機給我。你得時刻提醒自己你父親以前的樣子。

Look, here he is working with UNICEF. And here he is water-skiing on "Lake rich person."

瞧，這是他跟聯(lián)合國兒童基金會共事。這是他在"富人湖"里滑水。

Look at that smile. Is that the smile of... hold up.

瞧那個笑容。是不是...等下。

What's coming out of the left leg of his swim shorts?

他泳褲左褲腿冒出來的是什么東西？

I think your father's junk is trying to tell me there's gonna be six more weeks of winter.

我覺得你爸的雞雞在試圖告訴我離冬天還有六個星期。

What are you saying?

你在說什么啊？

I'm saying, someone had a tip slip, and that is not a small tip.

我是說，有人的"鳥"不小心探頭出來了，而且那只"鳥頭"還不小哦。

And as a waitress and a loose woman, I know a small tip when I see one. Here.

作為一名服務(wù)員和一名蕩婦，只要我看見頭，我就知道那只鳥大不大?？催@里。

Sorry, sorry. She just showed me a picture of Anne Hathaway's new haircut.

抱歉，抱歉。她剛給我看了安妮·海瑟薇的新發(fā)型。

Well, this is good, because it can proves that woman is lying.

這不錯，因為能證明那女人在撒謊。

Yep, you just have to show this to Piers.

對啊，你可以把這拿給皮爾斯看。

I told you, I'm not going near my father's penis.

我說過，我絕不會提及我爸的雞雞。

All I have to do is point out that that woman has no finance skills.

我只需指出那女人根本不懂理財和金融。

Unlike her, we are taking the high road.

不像她，我們要采取高尚的手段。

Max, are you sending that to yourself?

麥克斯，你是把照片發(fā)你手機上嗎？