聽美劇學英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第188期:玩兒壞烤箱

Andy just sent me a picture of a deer nursing a turtle.

安迪發(fā)了我一張鹿給烏龜喂奶的圖。

This is why they tell teen turtles never to post up on facebook.

這就是它們教導小烏龜不要亂貼照片上臉書的原因。

Oh, I didn't realize you two were still texting.

我都不知道你倆還在互發(fā)短信呢。

Well, we're mostly just sending pictures of unlikely animal friendships.

我們通常都只是在互發(fā)非比尋常的動物友情圖而已。

See, there's a bear napping with a bunny.

你看，這張是熊跟兔子一起睡午覺。

And what's this?

那這個呢？

It's a labradoodle high-fiving a koi fish. It's pretty self-explanatory.

是拉布拉多德利犬跟錦鯉擊掌。不是挺明擺著的嘛。

No, underneath that. This-- "How's Caroline?"

不，是圖下的字，這個..."卡洛琳還好嗎"

I thought this was just an unlikely animal friendship.

不是只是"非比尋常動物友情圖之友"嗎。

It is, mostly, but every other text, I get the idea that maybe he's not over you.

通常都是啊，但有些短信讓我覺得他還沒放下你呢。

He's the one who broke up with me.

是他甩了我好嗎。

Well, maybe he regrets it.

可能他后悔呢。

Maybe you two are like Chris Brown and Rihanna, minus the punching and the duet.

你們可能就像克里斯小子與蕾哈娜啊，少了拳打腳踢與合唱版的。

I'm kind of surprised. I thought you guys were good together.

其實我挺訝異的。我覺得你們倆很配呢。

Andy is great. And on the surface, he was there for me and very supportive.

安迪很好。而平常呢他也總是守護我，支持我。

But then he kind of got fed up when it was so much about me and my career.

但后來他有點受不了我太注重自己與事業(yè)的這件事。

And when push came to shove, he felt like he had to pull away for his own well-being.

直到最后悲劇發(fā)生，他為了自己著想，覺得該放下這段感情。

Oh, my God, we are Rihanna and Chris Brown! But I'm Chris Brown.

天啊，我們還真是蕾哈娜與克里斯小子！而我就是克里斯小子。

Speaking of Chris Brown, I'm gonna start to batter. How's that stove?

說到克里斯小子，我要開始攪拌啦。烤箱怎么樣了？

Warm, but it's really wobbly.

溫度上來了，但它好搖晃啊。

Yeah, it wobbles, it smokes, and one time it burned me.

它搖搖晃晃，又冒煙，有次還燙了我。

That's why I nicknamed it "mom."

所以我給它的昵稱是"老媽"。

What is this wood thing under the leg? It's the shim.

烤箱腳下的那塊木頭是什么？是墊木。

I think it's making it worse.

好像就是它讓烤箱不穩(wěn)的。

Don't! That's holding the leg up!

別?。∧鞘莵韷|烤箱腳的！

But I guess you figured that out now. You heard me say it was the shim!

想必你現(xiàn)在明白它的作用了。我不都說是墊木了嗎！

I don't know what a shim is. I thought it was just one of those things you say.

我哪知道什么是墊木啊。我還以為又是個街頭詞匯之類的。

What did you think it could be?

那墊木還能是啥意思?。?/p>

I thought it was a cool word blend.

我還以為是混詞之類的啊。

You know, like she/him for a transsexual -- a shim.

稱呼變性人用的"他與她"混合詞。

You thought a tiny transsexual was holding up our stove?

你覺得有迷你變性人托著我們的爐子嗎？

Yes, Max, I'm that tired. I thought a tiny transsexual was holding up our stove.

沒錯，我累到真這么以為。覺得有一個迷你變性人正托著我們的爐子。

This is a disaster, and our oven at home's too small. What are we gonna do now?

這下悲劇了，我們家的烤箱也不夠大。我們現(xiàn)在怎么辦啊？