聽美劇學英語·破產姐妹第二季 第183期:安迪來到店內

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Hey, there's Andy.

是安迪呢。

I don't want him to see me.

我不想他看到我。

Did you just openly wave to my ex-boyfriend?

你就這么大喇喇地跟我前男友打招呼嗎？

Yeah, I always wave at him.

對啊，我每次都會打招呼。

He didn't die just because you stopped letting him touch your boobies.

他又沒因為你不給他摸奶就變成死人。

Well, I don't wave to the guy at the record shop that you had sex with.

但我就不會跟你睡過的唱片行店員打招呼啊。

I had sex with the guy at the record shop? I should keep a diary.

我有睡過那唱片行店員??？我真應該寫日記記錄下。

Oh, God, he's coming back. See what you started with your wave?

天啊，他要折回來了。瞧你手賤惹來的事？

I'm sorry. My hand is friendly. Ask any guy in high school.

抱歉，我的手超友善啊。跟我"有過一手"的高中男同學都知道。

I was gonna try and sneak by, but that just seemed so juvenile,

我本來是想偷偷溜來的，不過那樣太幼稚了，

so here, "Do you guys still like me? Check 'yes' or 'no.'"

所以呢，"你們還喜歡我嗎，請勾選是或否。"

So how's she doing? She's good. Really?

她還好嗎？很好啦。真的嗎？

Oh, by the way, the guy at the record store says hi.

對了，唱片行那男的讓我替他問好。

Well, you tell him I said, "who are you?"

那你替我問他，"你是哪根蔥啊？"

And I also came in because I wanted to make sure everything's cool with you and me, Max.

我來還有另一個原因呢，麥克斯，我想確認我們倆友誼不變。

I mean, you haven't texted me a pic of an unlikely animal friendship in, like, 48 hours.

你已經有48小時沒有發(fā)給我非比尋常的動物友情圖了。

Don't worry, we're cool.

別擔心，我們友誼不變。

I just haven't been able to top the picture I sent of the monkey tickling a parrot.

我只是還沒找到能贏過猴子撓鸚鵡的新圖而已。

I get it. You have high standards.

我明白。你的標準超高。

Whereas, me, I see a black dog spooning a brown dog, and I pull the trigger.

而我是只要看到一只黑狗抱著一只棕狗，就達到我標準了。

Well, save that amateur crap for your mom, perhaps with an aunt and uncle cc.

那種低檔爛圖留給你娘看吧，說不定再副本抄送叔叔阿姨。

Ha, that is so me. Well, sir, you have raised the bar.

完全就是我會干的事。大師，你把標準拉高了。

I look forward to our next freaky/adorable animal pic.

我很期待下一張怪異又有愛的動物圖哦。