聽美劇學(xué)英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第107期:計劃賣卵子賺錢

And you're sure you're okay with selling your eggs, right?

你確定你愿意賣卵子賺錢嗎？

Totally. What do I care? I've got a million of 'em.

當(dāng)然，這有什么所謂？反正我有好幾百萬個。

I'm happy to lose a few. More room for beer.

少幾個卵子也挺好，能多裝點啤酒。

Lose some eggs, more room for beer. It's crazy that's not their slogan.

少留點卵子，多裝點啤酒。他們居然沒拿來當(dāng)標(biāo)語。

So what'd they ask you on the application?

申請表上都問了什么問題??？

You know, income, hobbies, "Did you ever have sex in Africa?" I wish.

老生常談啊，收入，興趣，"有沒有在非洲有過性行為"。我倒希望呢。

The closest I ever got was a dude once put his hand up my skirt in an ethiopian restaurant.

我最接近的一次，也就是一男的在非洲餐廳里把手伸到我裙子里非禮我。

You know, now that we're here,

話說，來到這里以后，

I think it's kind of wonderful that places like this exist to help women who can't have babies have babies.

我其實覺得這地方也很美好呢，能幫助不孕的女人完成生育的夢想。

Hey, you think they take points off for syphilis?

如果有梅毒會被扣分嗎？

Max, I think it's really noble what you're doing to get our dream.

麥克斯，你為我們夢想所做的犧牲真的很偉大。

This is a very special day.

今天是個意義重大的日子。

How do you spell "chlamydia"?

"衣原體感染"怎么拼?。?/p>

Well, no "K"s, and I personally wouldn't heart the "I."

是C開頭不是K，也可以不用畫個小心裝可愛。

Oh, thanks. And do I gotta put here if my brother touched a kid?

謝了。那我兄弟猥褻兒童的往事需要寫上嗎？

Max Black. Thank you for your interest, but I'm afraid we're gonna have to pass.

麥克斯·布萊克。感謝您的抬愛，但很遺憾，我們無法接受您的卵子。

Why? I didn't have sex in Africa.

為什么，我沒在非洲有過性行為啊

Yes, I know, that was your one plus,

是的，有給您加一分，

but under "Family history," you put "Drinking" and "Secrets."

但家庭歷史欄您填了"酗酒"與"秘密"。

I was being honest.

我是誠實回答啊。

Yeah, maybe too honest, because under "Education", you wrote, "Jeopardy reruns,"

您可能太誠實了，因為在"教育程度"欄您填寫了"看益智節(jié)目重播"，

and we're really looking for college graduates.

而我們主要是想找大學(xué)畢業(yè)生。

Jeez, I'll take "Elitist" for 500, Alex.

靠，主持人，我選"精英主義"500塊。

Sorry, we're looking for girls that come from Ivy league schools and have impressive family backgrounds.

抱歉，我們是想找常春藤盟校畢業(yè)而且有優(yōu)良家庭背景的女孩。

Maybe her eggs didn't go to Wharton and graduate at the top of their class like I did, but just look at her.

雖然她的卵子不像我有上過沃頓商學(xué)院，并以尖子生的身份畢業(yè)，但你看看她。

Who wouldn't want a baby with such strength, beauty, and a rack so great it could breast-feed itself?

誰不會想要這么堅強，貌美，胸器棒到能自我哺乳的女性的卵子呢？

You went to Wharton? We pay $20,000 for Ivy league eggs.

你是沃頓畢業(yè)的嗎？常春藤畢業(yè)生我們付兩萬塊哦。