聽美劇學英語·破產姐妹第二季 第97期:失物招領箱

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Okay, everyone. Time to dig it up what's in the Lost and Found box.

各位，又到了失物招領箱的寶物發(fā)掘時間。

If my dignity is in there, tell it I said "What up?"

如果我的尊嚴在里面，幫我向它打個招呼。

This is my favourite day of the month.

這是我一個月中最喜歡的日子

Oh God, I'm falling so far so fast.

天啊，我墮落得太快太深了

You haven't fallen that far.

沒有這么夸張啦。

First item, a scrunchie

第一件是，發(fā)束。

I need that! Give me! I think I hit my bottom.

我需要這個！給我！我墮落到極限，該停了。

Okay, next item. A pregnancy test.

好了，下一件。驗孕棒。

That's empty. What? I had two free minutes, and you never know.

那盒子是空的?？次腋陕?，我有兩分鐘空檔，有孕驗孕，沒孕強身嘛。

Can we move this along? I'm an old man, and I need to get to bed.

能不能快點？我年紀大了，得早點上床。

You are late to meet woman for hot date. You know it.

你是約了妹子"上床"，現在遲到了吧。還是你懂行。

A wallet and... no money.

一個錢包...可惜沒錢。

What? If I was pregnant, I needed it for the baby.

看我干嘛，如果我懷孕了，我得花錢去打孩子啊。

And finally for the sixth month in a row... The wig. The wig!

最后一樣，是連續(xù)六個月都有的...假發(fā)。假發(fā)！

Han, it's your turn. We have all put it on except you.

阿憨，這次該你了。除了你，我們都戴過了。

If I had to take a picture in it, you have to take a picture in it.

連我都戴過這玩意拍照了，你也得做同樣的事情。

Okay, fine. Man, I'm a fun boss.

好吧。我可真是個風趣的老板啊。

Oh, sorry, sir. We're closed.

不好意思，先生，我們打烊了。

I was just checking if I left my toupee here.

我來看看是不是把假發(fā)忘在這了。

Take the picture quick.

快點拍照。