聽美劇學英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第17期:阿憨要改系統(tǒng)

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Wow, Han. You look you were hit by a mardi gras and a gay pride float.

哎喲，小憨憨。你就像被一輛狂歡節(jié)花車撞完，然后又被一輛男同游行彩車撞到。

I have just returned from the exciting Manhattan restaurant trade show.

我剛從激動人心的曼哈頓餐館貿(mào)易展覽歸來。

Look at all this free swag. And I've got stress balls.

快看這些免費的贈品。我還拿了很多減壓球。

Well, just go in the back and take care of yourself.

那你去后面好好"自己玩"吧

Listen up, everybody. I have a big announcement.

各位聽著。我有大事宣布。

Well, more like a 5'1 annoucement.

哪能多大，頂多一米六

I am changing the diner to state-of-the-art computer "Power touch" ordering system for food and checks.

我要把餐廳改造現(xiàn)代化的餐廳，點餐和結(jié)賬采用電腦智慧觸控式系統(tǒng)。

I am not learning anything new. I work here because I have no skills.

我才不學什么新東西呢。老娘來這上班，就是因為沒啥能力。

You don't have to learn it, Max. It's very smart machine. It will help you.

這系統(tǒng)不必學，麥克斯。它是臺很智能的機器。它會幫你的。

That's how it started with machines in The Matrix.

《黑客帝國》里的機器一開始也是那樣啊

Next thing you know, the human race was enslaved.

結(jié)果很快人類就變成了電腦的奴隸

Been there, done that. I'm with Max.

我親身體驗過了。我支持麥克斯。

We are doing it. It's important to move the business into the future. So get with it, you Luddites.

不行也得行。讓生意與未來接軌是十分重要的。慢慢習慣吧，盧德分子們。

Girls, we got big trouble.

姑娘們，咱們有麻煩啦

If he starts using a new system, I won't be to use my old system, where I skim somethig of the top.

他要是搞了這個新系統(tǒng)，我就沒辦法用以前的系統(tǒng)，也就表示沒辦法撈油水了。

Earl, skimming? I'm kind of shocked.

厄爾，撈油水嗎？我真不敢相信你會這樣。

I don't do it for me.

我又不是為了自己

You know how once a month you girls have a really good night in tips? You are welcome.

你們倆不是每個月都會有個小費滿滿的夜晚嗎？大恩不言謝，記心里就行。

I have been lying awake at night trying to figure out how we made that 200 bucks with her skills.

我那晚整宿睡不著，就是想不明白，就她那樣，我們怎么可能賺那么多小費。