英語笑話:Skinny Dipping 裸泳

One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it in front of her.

"Young man, I know what you're thinking," she said.

"And I know what you're thinking," replied Jimmy. "You're thinking that box has a bottom on it!"

Jimmy去池塘游泳，他扎猛子前剛好看到了他的老師，Smith小姐，從裸泳中冒出頭來。當Smith小姐看到Jimmy時，她趕緊抓過最近的一個物體---那碰巧是一個舊的木頭盒子，擋在自己前面，說：“年輕人，我知道你在想什么!”“我也知道你在想什么，”Jimmy回答，“你一定以為這個盒子是有底的!”