英語笑話:我要表現得像位女士

One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store， a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then， with head lowered and arms flailing， he plowed through the crowed. "You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Cant you act like a gentleman?" "Listen，" he said， "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on， I am acting like a lady."

一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位看起來很高貴的中年男子想給太太買一件。但是不久他就發(fā)現自己被瘋狂的女人們擠得不成樣子了。 他盡力忍耐著。后來，他低下頭，猛烈地舞動著手臂擠過人群。 “你干嘛?”有人在尖叫，“你難道不能表現得像位紳士嗎?” “聽著，”他說，“我已經像紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得像位女士。”