英語笑話:Breast enhancement 豐胸

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2019年02月11日

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Breast enhancement

A woman tells her husband she wants to have surgery to enlarge her breasts. He tells her, "Honey，you don't need surgery for that. She asks,"Then how do I do it?" "Just mb toilet paper between them, he says. She replies, "How does that make them bigger?" He answers, "I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

Notes:

1.A woman tells her husband she wants to have surgery to enlarge her breaste.

有一個女人和她丈夫說她想去做隆胸手術(shù)。

breast和chest都可以指胸部，若想要明確地表示男人或女人的乳房，則可用breast;若要表示胸腔，則可用 chest。

2.He tells her, "Honey，you don't need surgery for that."

他告訴地說：“親愛的.你不需要為了那個動手木。”

3.She asks, "Then how do I do it?"

她問道：“那么我要怎么做?”

“then”在這里有“如果是那樣的話，那么”的意思，它也可以放在句尾，如：How do I do it, then?

4. "Just rub toilet paper between them。"he says.

他說廣只要用衛(wèi)生紙在它們之間摩擦就可以了。”

只要是有摩擦的動作，通常都可以用mb這個詞，如：摩擦雙手、揉眼睛.擦藥(化妝品)、擦盤子等。