《柯南脫口秀》第199期:經(jīng)常使用貝寶
You just watched a comedy sketch about secure internet transactions.Brought to you by paypal.
你剛剛看到了一段關(guān)于網(wǎng)上支付安全的喜劇短片 由貝寶贊助播出
Paypal,spending made safer and spending made faster.
貝寶 支付更安全 支付更快捷
Now,I'm saying more words to see how long Conan and Andy can be frozen.
現(xiàn)在我只是在繼續(xù)說話 來看看柯南和安迪能假裝靜止多久
Did I mention you this bit was brought to you by paypal.I use paypal all the time.
我說過這個(gè)喜劇短片是貝寶贊助播出的嗎 我經(jīng)常使用貝寶
In facte,just this morining I use it to buy my aunt a cheese assortment.
實(shí)際上 我今早就用它給姑媽買了一個(gè)奶酪禮包
you know,one of those gift box with a bunch of different cheeses.
你知道 就是那種裝有許多不同奶酪的禮盒
Oh,did Conan move?I thought he moved.
柯南動(dòng)力嗎 我以為我看到他動(dòng)了
Nope,anyway,port wine cheese ball,salami balls,crackers with 12 grains.
沒有 總之 里面有葡萄酒奶酪球 薩拉米球 含有12種谷物的餅干
It was like an insane number of grains.Man,these guys are good.Still frozen.
谷物的數(shù)量好多啊 天吶 他倆太厲害了 依然靜止著
Yeah,so I sent these cheese assortments to my aunt every year,and she takes me a calendar photo she took of her cat.
所以我每年會(huì)把奶酪禮包寄給姑媽 而她總是送我一副她家貓咪照片的掛歷
I mean she has a cute cat and all.But do I really want to see 12 photos of the same cat?
她的貓咪的確挺可愛 但是我真的想看12張同一只貓的照片嗎
Oh,I guess we have run out of words and they're still frozen.
我們沒臺(tái)詞了他倆依然還沒動(dòng)
Hey,look at these idiots.Bet I can make a break.Go in close-up on Andy.
看看這兩傻瓜 我敢打賭我能讓他們笑場 給安迪一個(gè)特寫
Andy,I made more money than you.And your wife is here in the voice booth with me.
安迪 我比你賺的更多哦 你的妻子跟我在一起待在錄音室里
Don't believe me?Hi,I'm Andy's wife.Want to see my anaconda,baby?Just kidding.
不相信我嗎 嗨 我是安迪的老婆 想看看我的巨蟒嗎 寶貝 我只是在開玩笑
Let's see Conan now.Oh,look at that idiot.Let's go in closer.Closer.
我們現(xiàn)在看看柯南 看看這個(gè)笨蛋 拉近點(diǎn) 再近點(diǎn)
Enough.Ok,I win,use paypall.We're taking a break.
夠了 我贏了 快用貝寶 我們休息一下
My eyes are dried out.When we come back,Joseph Gordon Levitt is here.Stick around.
我的眼睛都干了 稍后回來 喬瑟夫·高登·李維前來做客 別走開
