《柯南脫口秀》第194期:最贊的越獄
A surgeon in California accidentally removed a prison inmate's wrong kidney.
加州一名外科醫(yī)師 不小心切錯(cuò)了一名犯人的腎臟
Either that or a kidney just pulled off the most amazing prison escape in history.
要么 就是那顆腎完成了史上最贊的越獄
Think about it,Think about it,Think about it.
好好想想啊
The kidney is like,take the right one,yeah.I'm out of here!Drove away.
那顆腎說 摘右邊那顆啦 我走嘍 開車逃了
In Britain,that's right,in Britain,that's where we are now in monologue,In Britain,
英國 獨(dú)白說到那兒了 在英國
I travel wherever I wish.
我想去哪去哪
In Britain,it's now illegal to view bondage porn.It's illegal,yeah.
英國現(xiàn)在把看捆綁黃片列為非法 非法的
And if you're caught,you will be led away with no handcuffs.Thank you.
如果你被發(fā)現(xiàn)了 警方不會(huì)用手銬帶走你 謝謝
Thank you very much.I heard some boos in there but I don't care.
非常感謝 似乎有些噓聲 但我不在意
A man in Cleveland proposed to his fiancee with the help of an elaborate Christmas-themed musical performance.See that sweet.
克利夫蘭一男子用精心編排的圣誕主題音樂劇表演向女友求婚 多棒啊
yeah,the woman said,no thanks,you're clearly gay.True story.
女友說還是免了 你顯然是基佬 真的
I want to mention something that's getting a lot of attention.
我想提一件頗受關(guān)注的事
Discovery channel,you all watch the discovery channel?
大家看探索頻道嗎
Ok,don't worry,I can add applause later.
沒事 回頭編輯時(shí)我再加上掌聲
Oh，man,only we could.That would be great.
如果真能就好了
