《柯南脫口秀》第192期:解散橄欖球隊(duì)

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Crazy story out of North Korea,and that's saying something,Ok?

朝鮮一則瘋狂的消息 這很能說(shuō)明問(wèn)題了

Cause on an average day in North Korea,it's pretty insane,right?

朝鮮平常的一天就夠瘋狂了

This is actually a weird story out of North Korea.

這是對(duì)朝鮮都很瘋狂的消息

That's right.People in North Korea who have the same name as Kim Jong-Un are being ordered to change their name.

朝鮮所有跟金正恩重名的人 被下令改名

If you have the same name,you're being ordered by the government to change your name.

如果你跟他重名 政府命令你改名

Now everyone has the choice of either Khloe or Kourtney Jong-Un.

所以現(xiàn)在大家只能選擇 叫克洛伊·正恩或考特尼正恩了

That's your choice,that's it.

只能選這倆

Iran is in the news.Iran may have launched air strikes against Isis.Iran may have attacked Isis,yeah.

伊朗上了新聞 伊朗可能向伊斯蘭國(guó)發(fā)起了空襲 伊朗可能空襲了伊斯蘭國(guó)組織

You know how long it's been since I have been able to wear my go Iran T-shirt?1979.

你們知道我上次能穿“伊朗加油”T恤衫是多久之前了嗎 1979年

I was the only kid in my high school with a go Iran T-shirt.

我當(dāng)時(shí)是學(xué)校唯一穿了件“伊朗加油”T恤衫的孩子

It's now more of a crop top,risen up a little.I grew out of it.

現(xiàn)在成了露臍上衣了 我現(xiàn)在穿不下了

It's exciting to root for those guys for a change.

能換換口味為他們加油也不錯(cuò)

Big news in sports.University of Alabama Birmingham has decided to discontinue its football team.

體育界大新聞 阿拉巴馬州伯明翰大學(xué) 決定解散其橄欖球隊(duì)

yeah,when they heard this news,New York jets' fans said,wait,can you do that?It's something you can do?

聽(tīng)到消息后 紐約噴氣機(jī)隊(duì)的粉絲說(shuō) 等等 這也行嗎 這事可行啊