《柯南脫口秀》第180期:上百個(gè)榜單
As you know,ladies and gentlemen,buzz feed,buzz feed,that's a big deal,it publishes hundreds of lists every single day. 大家知道 消息網(wǎng) 消息網(wǎng)每天會(huì)發(fā)布上百個(gè)榜單
But coming up with all these lists is a lot of pressure. 擔(dān)心想出新榜單的點(diǎn)子是有很大壓力的
I'm worried,I'm starting to worry the good people at buzzfeed are running out of ideas for lists.Ok. 我開始擔(dān)心 消息網(wǎng)已經(jīng)沒榜單可列了 好嗎
You'll see what I mean in this piece we call buzzfeed is running out of lists. 你們會(huì)明白我意思的 接下來這節(jié)叫做消息網(wǎng)沒榜單了
When that logo comes up,it's very suggestive. 那個(gè)標(biāo)志出現(xiàn)的時(shí)候 很有暗示性
What do you mean?Put it up again.Watch.Right when it starts.Go back.Look at that.I didn't notice that. 怎么了 再來一次 看啊 就開始的時(shí)候 回去 看啊 我以前都沒發(fā)現(xiàn)呢
You thought it was worth stopping the show.Sure,absolutely. 你覺得這事值得我們暫停節(jié)目說嗎 當(dāng)然了
After a few drinks,I'd like to know how you got that right age until there.You can take that away now.Boating accident. 有時(shí)幾杯下肚 我想知道你那個(gè)角度是怎么做到的 可以撤掉啦 就是船只意外
Here's some buzzfeed,remember the 40 minutes ago,buzzfeed's running a little dry.Running out of ideas. 請(qǐng)大家記住40分鐘前的段子架構(gòu) 消息網(wǎng)已經(jīng)沒什么靈感了 沒點(diǎn)子了
Here's some lists I've seen recently.Check it out.Look at this one. 以下是我最近見到的一些榜單 看看吧 看這個(gè)
Nine famous who started out as peeping Toms. 9個(gè)最初是偷窺狂的天文學(xué)家
There's 12 babies who believe in smaller government. 12個(gè)相信政府縮小化的嬰兒
seven who work from home.That's just dumb. 7個(gè)在家工作的斗牛士 簡(jiǎn)直太蠢了
41 camel toes that kind of look like crotches. 41個(gè)像胯部的駱駝趾
17 babysitters guaranteed to break up your family.Oh,dear. 17個(gè)一定能拆散你家庭的保姆 天吶
15 people who weren't famous to begin with and are unrecongnizable today. 15個(gè)本來沒名氣 如今更是路人甲的人
