《柯南脫口秀》第180期:上百個榜單

所屬教程:柯南脫口秀

2019年03月18日

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As you know,ladies and gentlemen,buzz feed,buzz feed,that's a big deal,it publishes hundreds of lists every single day. 大家知道消息網(wǎng) 消息網(wǎng)每天會發(fā)布上百個榜單

But coming up with all these lists is a lot of pressure. 擔心想出新榜單的點子是有很大壓力的

I'm worried,I'm starting to worry the good people at buzzfeed are running out of ideas for lists.Ok. 我開始擔心消息網(wǎng)已經(jīng)沒榜單可列了好嗎

You'll see what I mean in this piece we call buzzfeed is running out of lists. 你們會明白我意思的接下來這節(jié)叫做消息網(wǎng)沒榜單了

When that logo comes up,it's very suggestive. 那個標志出現(xiàn)的時候很有暗示性

What do you mean?Put it up again.Watch.Right when it starts.Go back.Look at that.I didn't notice that. 怎么了再來一次看啊就開始的時候回去看啊我以前都沒發(fā)現(xiàn)呢

You thought it was worth stopping the show.Sure,absolutely. 你覺得這事值得我們暫停節(jié)目說嗎當然了

After a few drinks,I'd like to know how you got that right age until there.You can take that away now.Boating accident. 有時幾杯下肚我想知道你那個角度是怎么做到的可以撤掉啦就是船只意外

Here's some buzzfeed,remember the 40 minutes ago,buzzfeed's running a little dry.Running out of ideas. 請大家記住40分鐘前的段子架構(gòu) 消息網(wǎng)已經(jīng)沒什么靈感了沒點子了

Here's some lists I've seen recently.Check it out.Look at this one. 以下是我最近見到的一些榜單看看吧看這個

Nine famous who started out as peeping Toms. 9個最初是偷窺狂的天文學家

There's 12 babies who believe in smaller government. 12個相信政府縮小化的嬰兒

seven who work from home.That's just dumb. 7個在家工作的斗牛士簡直太蠢了

41 camel toes that kind of look like crotches. 41個像胯部的駱駝趾

17 babysitters guaranteed to break up your family.Oh,dear. 17個一定能拆散你家庭的保姆天吶

15 people who weren't famous to begin with and are unrecongnizable today. 15個本來沒名氣如今更是路人甲的人