《柯南脫口秀》第171期:越來越胖
So when a kid like shouts out danger zone out of a car and no one knows it is me. 所以當有個孩子坐在車里喊出危險區(qū)的時候 沒人知道那是我
I can be,People can misread the situation. 這有可能 人們可能會誤解這種情況
Confused as an actual danger zone. 以為那真的是危險區(qū)
Have you had that happen to you? 你遇到過這種情況嗎
Like in the west village in New York,if I'm walking around,danger zone. 比如在紐約的西村 如果我在大街上走 大喊危險區(qū)
And then everybody is like what is going on? 大家會奇怪 出什么事了
Like it as attack.No,guys,it was just me. 以為有恐怖分子襲擊 不 各位 只是我而已
A catch phrase from a TV show. 電視劇里的流行臺詞
Children danger zone at me. 孩子們會朝我喊危險區(qū)
I want to say,as we said,I have known you a long time. 我們之前提到過 我認識你很久了
I think you look healthy these days.You are talking care of yourself. 我覺得你最近看起來很健康 你在注意身體
I feel like I'm getting fat a lot.You don't look fat.I am,I can show you. 我感覺自己胖了好多 你看著不胖 我胖了 我可以秀給你看
And I'm always complaining about getting bigger and bigger and I have been. 我總是抱怨 我越來越胖 我確實如此
And I can,I have been complaining about that for the last 18 years. 過去十八年里 我都在抱怨自己越來越胖
But then I found this on the internet.I brought it. 但后來我在網(wǎng)上發(fā)現(xiàn)了這個 我?guī)砹?/div>
So I feel obligated,It is a list of essential bears and famous people who are famous.Billy Mays. 我感到很榮幸 這是一份“必備熊男”名單 全都是名人 比利·梅斯
