《柯南脫口秀》第153期:狂歡搖擺夜

Check this one out.For five I will come over to your house and push your kid too hard at the sport of your choice. 看看這位 5 塊錢(qián) 樂(lè)意前往您家中 過(guò)分狠地在你所選擇的運(yùn)動(dòng)中逼迫你的孩子加油

Actresses needed.I'm a former Tony award winning playwright,currently casting for one hot night in jiggle town. 尋求女演員 前托尼獎(jiǎng)得獎(jiǎng)編劇 目前招募演員加入劇目《狂歡搖擺夜》

For sale,blankie,I'm gonna miss you,blankie,but I'm 32 years old. 出售 小被被 我會(huì)想你的 小被被 但我32了

Aah screw it,blankie is not for sale.I have weed though. 去他的 不賣(mài)了 但是我有大麻

Check this guy out.Help my charity,trying to reach my goal of donating one million orgasms.only 999,999 to go. 看這位 幫助我的慈善事業(yè) 努力實(shí)現(xiàn)捐贈(zèng)一百萬(wàn)個(gè)性高潮的目標(biāo) 只剩999,999個(gè)了

Nice,he's proud.Very proud.Very proud.I have never done that after an orgasm. 不錯(cuò) 他很自豪 非常自豪 非常自豪 我高潮之后從未這樣過(guò)

From the academy,we have a great show tonight, 今晚節(jié)目很棒

Frow the academy award winning films "Birdman"and "Grand Budapest hotel" and producer of the new Netflix documentary,we will talk about it,"My Own Man,"Edward Norton is on the program. 奧斯卡得獎(jiǎng)電影《鳥(niǎo)人》《布達(dá)佩斯大飯店》 新網(wǎng)飛紀(jì)錄片《我做主》制作人 我們稍后再談 愛(ài)德華·諾頓來(lái)做客了

and from the hit CBS series "The Big Bang Theory,"Melissa Rauch is on the show. CBS熱劇《生活大爆炸》 梅麗莎·勞奇來(lái)做客了

Andrew Santino is here.Jimmy,let's do it. 諧星 安德魯·桑迪諾來(lái)做客了 稍后更精彩 吉米走起