《柯南脫口秀》第148期:網(wǎng)上購買母乳

And maybe you've heard about it too. 或許大家也聽說了

some families who have trouble nursing their babies have been actually purchasing breast milk on the internet. 有些無法給孩子喂奶的家庭 在網(wǎng)上購買母乳

Did you hear about that? And now new study by nationwide children's hospital claims that breast milk purchased online might not be safe to drink. 大家知道嗎 根據(jù)全國兒童醫(yī)院的調(diào)查顯示 稱網(wǎng)上買到的母乳可能并不安全

You  should not? what?I just ordered ten gallons of this . 不要 什么 我才訂購了10加侖呢

I love the title of the milk.Stupidest thing I have ever seen. 我好喜歡那奶的名字 簡直蠢爆了

Why are you chugging it during my monolog?I need energy.Let's move on. 你為什么在我獨(dú)白的時(shí)候喝啊 我需要能量嘛 繼續(xù)吧

You know a lot of people in our audience use craigslist.we got young crowd,the used craigslist. 觀眾席上很多人使用信息網(wǎng) 觀眾們很年輕 都使用信息網(wǎng)

I thought we would help our audience members to make a connection by showing from time some of their ads right here on the show. 我想幫助觀眾們做成買賣 或牽線搭橋 所以我們時(shí)不時(shí)地在節(jié)目上展示部分觀眾的廣告

Let's do that right now and check out the first AD. 我們現(xiàn)在就來吧 看看第一則廣告

Needed,someone to help me pick out the right iTelephone for my grandson. 招工 誰幫忙給孫子挑個(gè)好愛蜂窩

Is your car up?For 25 dollars,I'll come over and it. 你的車子有毛病嗎 我愿意過去幫你修理它 只要25美元

Wanted,Hot chick who is really into Superman but has never seen an actual Superman movie. 招人 招喜歡超人但并未看過超人電影的辣妹

Smoke too much marijuana? I'll hide it in my lungs for you. 抽了太多大麻嗎 我可以替你藏在我肺里