《柯南脫口秀》第137期:人生地不熟

I had an ear piece for 30 minutes and it stopped working. 我戴了一個(gè)耳機(jī) 但是三十分鐘后壞了

I didn't even konw when the category came up that it was microscope. 我都不知道出現(xiàn)的是我的獎(jiǎng)項(xiàng)

I had like fallen asleep with my eyes oepn basically. 我基本上在睜著眼睛睡覺(jué)

Juliet just screamed in my ear,like you won. 朱麗葉在我耳邊叫了一聲 你贏了

We have the footage of you winning.You look genuinely surprised. 我們有你獲獎(jiǎng)瞬間的片段 你看起來(lái)真的是很驚訝

And then you go up on stage and something happens when they try to give you the award.Shocker. 然后你上了臺(tái) 在他們給你頒獎(jiǎng)杯時(shí) 發(fā)生了一件奇怪的事 我們看看 震驚

you clearly pissed that guy off.I think I upset him,honestly. 你顯然把那個(gè)人惹怒了 我覺(jué)得我真的惹毛他了

Let me understand,you are surprised when you go up there,the guy tries to hand you the and you said,I can't hold it in my hands.What was going on there. 讓我搞清楚 你上臺(tái)后那個(gè)人試圖給你獎(jiǎng)杯 而你很震驚 你說(shuō) 我用手拿不住 那時(shí)發(fā)生了什么

You know,I was pretty nervous.This was kind of a big deal,yeah. 你知道 我很緊張 這個(gè)獎(jiǎng)很重要 是的

And I was joking with my publicist earlier that day,because I was so nervous. 我當(dāng)天早些時(shí)候和我的公關(guān)開過(guò)玩笑 因?yàn)槲液芫o張

I'm so completely fish out of water there anyway. 而且我在那里本來(lái)就人生地不熟

And she's like well,honestly,the worst that can happen is you win and you will have to go up and adress the nation. 他說(shuō) 說(shuō)實(shí)話 最糟糕的情況就是你贏了 而你必須上臺(tái)向法國(guó)觀眾講話

So I was really nervous and I couldn't,It was like.You get that thing where,I can't open my hands up.which is embarrassing,ridiculous. 所以我很緊張 我不能 我當(dāng)時(shí) 有些人會(huì)像你這樣 我張不開我的手 這很難堪和荒謬

I'm trying to open up my one sentence of French.You know what I said,Hey,can you put that down there? 我試圖鋪開我那張寫著一句話的法語(yǔ)演講稿 當(dāng)我說(shuō)到 你能幫我放在那里嗎

I think he didn't understand me.He's French.And kind of like messes with people. 我覺(jué)得他聽不懂我的話 他是法國(guó)人 而且我覺(jué)得他也想逗大家玩

I thought he was just like an angry French waiter.I pissed him off,yeah. 我以為他只是想模仿一個(gè)憤怒的法國(guó)服務(wù)員 我惹怒他了 我不知道