《柯南脫口秀》第123期:被迫進(jìn)喜劇界

And this is cool because at the same time,I got my period. 這很搞笑 因?yàn)樵谕粫r(shí)段 我初潮了

So,yes.So I was just like this O'lantern with tits. 所以 是的 所以我就像長(zhǎng)著胸部的萬(wàn)圣節(jié)南瓜頭一樣

And my mom,I had oen of those really cool moms that told you,You don't have to shave above the knee. 而我媽媽非?？?她告訴我 你不用刮膝蓋以上的毛

So I was just like a werewolf from here,Kristoffer pants.This is .That's what happen,yeah. 所以我這里就跟狼人似的 就像一條克里斯托弗·羅賓的毛短褲 實(shí)在太糟糕了 就是這樣 對(duì)

Kristoffer Robin pants of hair.Of hair.Oh my god. 克里斯托弗·羅賓的毛短褲 毛短褲 天吶

It was like I better get some really quick. 我最好趕緊恢復(fù)女人魅力

We're all fored into comedy for different reasons.Never good.Never good. 我們都是因?yàn)椴煌虮黄冗M(jìn)喜劇界的 從沒好事 從沒好事

You were hosting the 2015 MTV movie awards.That's is this weekend,sunday.Sunday. 你將主持2015年MTV電影頒獎(jiǎng)禮 在這周末 星期天 星期天

I hosted that thing last year.It is different than all of the other awards shows. 我去年主持了這個(gè)頒獎(jiǎng)禮 它跟其他頒獎(jiǎng)禮都不一樣

It is?they asked me.They said they wanted to make it funny again.Oh,no. 是嗎 他們問(wèn)我了  他們讓我給這個(gè)頒獎(jiǎng)禮帶回幽默感 哦不

but any advice?I've never done this.What I found was different about it is you go out,other awards shows you come out and it's very,people in tuxes.Right 你有什么建議嗎 我從沒做過(guò)這種事 我覺得很不同的是 當(dāng)你出場(chǎng)以后 在其它頒獎(jiǎng)禮 下面的人都穿著燕尾服 沒錯(cuò)

That show you come out and there is all this sugar energy.I remember looking into the audience and the first person and I'm not making this up sitting in the audience that I made eye contact with was a grumpy cat. 但在那個(gè)頒獎(jiǎng)禮 你出來(lái)后下面五顏六色的 我還記得我在觀眾席看到的第一個(gè)觀眾 我沒有瞎編 第一個(gè)和我目光接觸的觀眾是不爽貓