《柯南脫口秀》第121期:賣不出去的咖啡桌書

I wanted to mention something.You know,something earlier about how I like to watch TV. 我想提件事 我之前提到了我喜歡看電視

My other hobby,I have two hobbies.one is watching a lot of television. 我得另一個喜好 我有兩個喜好 其中一個是看電視

I also like to sometimes check out in book stores and see if they have any coffee table books. 我有時候還喜歡逛書店 看他們是不是出售咖啡桌書

You know,coffee table books?We all konw coffee table books.They are really popular. 知道嗎 我們都知道那是什么 都很受歡迎

What I'm with is the ones that don't sell,that nobody wants. 但我喜歡的 是那些賣不出去的 沒人想要的

The lousy ones.The lousy ones and they pile up on a desk and you can go in there and for ten I can get all of them. 不怎么樣的那些 他們都摞了一摞 你可以進書店 10塊錢就全部買下

That's one of my favorite thing to do,that's how cool this character is right here. 這是我最喜歡做的事之一 我就是這么酷炫

We're going to do a litte thing right now called "Coffee table books that didn't sell." 我們現(xiàn)在要做一節(jié) 《賣不出去的咖啡桌書》

I went into Los Angeles to a book store and I bought a whole bunch of these and some of them I guess you can tell why they didn't do well. 我去洛杉磯一家書店 買了這些書 有些書不難看出為什么賣不動

This one right here is called "The big book of people who never found Waldo." 比如這個 《那些一直沒能找到沃爾多的人》

It's just a whole,these people are really .Look at that guy.Never found Waldo.They are just really depressed,kid.well,yeah,there's a guy. 全部都是 非常郁悶的人 看他啊 一直沒找到沃爾多 他們好郁悶啊 這孩子 他們都好傷心啊 這人

That's just a cheap joke.I can't believe we did it.But the book,we didn't do it.A book did it. 真是低俗的笑話 我們居然真這么做了 那是書 跟我們無關(guān) 不是我們 是書里的

Here's one.It's called "product placement in old movies."I don't know if you remember in Casablanca when they were promoting footlocker. 這里有本 《老電影中的植入廣告》 不知道大家是否記得《卡薩布蘭卡》中對軍用提箱的推銷

Of course in "Gone with the wind." you have that nice little Starbucks right there everybody talked about.Then of course down here. 《飄》里 人人熱議的星巴克植入廣告 還有這里

I'm surprised they got away with that.But they did.They did. 居然毫無違和感 他們做到了 是啊