《柯南脫口秀》第118期:約會地點

In exchange，Malia taught the secret service how to throw a party when her parents are away.Nice. 作為交換 瑪莉婭教會特勤局趁她父母不在時 怎么開個好派對 不錯

Rand Paul running for president.Yep.that's,if Rand Paul is watching,that's really frightening and sad. 蘭德·保羅競選總統(tǒng) 嗯 如果蘭德·保羅在看 一定又擔(dān)心有難過

Conan just mentioned I'm running for President.Silence. weed. 柯南剛剛提到我要競選總統(tǒng)了 一片寂靜 烏鴉飛過

Rand Paul's announcement that he's running for president has been pulled from YouTube because he used a copy rited song without permission. 參議員蘭德·保羅宣布他將競選總統(tǒng)的視頻被從YouTube上撤了下來 因為他未經(jīng)授權(quán) 使用了一首受版權(quán)保護(hù)的歌

Rand Paul does not own the rights to the song "A snowball's chance in hel".It's a holiday classic. 顯然 蘭德·保羅并不擁有《毫無機會》的版權(quán) 那是收節(jié)日經(jīng)典

Here,I don't know if we got people out there in the dating world but a new survey found chipotle is one of the most popular locations to take a first date. 一則有趣的新聞 不知道有沒有人在約會 一項新調(diào)查顯示 啟波特雷快餐店是最受歡迎的初次約會地點之一

It's also one of the most popular locations to break up if he is still taking you to chipotle after the fourth date. 而且也是最佳分手地點 如果他第四次約會還帶你去那里的話

That's when you cut it off.That's too much chipotle.guess what?The same survey found the most popular first date destination is Starbucks. 那時候你就得跟他斷了 太過分了 知道嗎 同一項調(diào)查還顯示 最受歡迎的初次約會地點 是星巴克

Starbucks is number one.The survey revealed there isn't a second date if the guy says grande,I'll show you a grande. 星巴克排第一 調(diào)查顯示 如果男人說了"大杯 我叫你知道什么叫大" 就不會有第二次約會了

This is how that kind of guy walks.That kind of guy.I'm that guy. 那種男人就這么走路 我就是那種男人