《柯南脫口秀》第106期:別來煩我

so,ok,you know it's spinning,so we will just,did you see "Game of Thrones"on sunday? 在刷呢 我們 你周日看《權(quán)利的游戲》了嗎

No,I didn't see it yet.How was it?It was . 不 沒看呢 怎么樣 好緊張啊

Dragons are so cool,and then there was like that prince or Duke 龍都好酷啊 還有那個(gè)親王還是公爵的

Andy,you are just .I want to know what time it is. 安迪 你在拖時(shí)間 我想知道時(shí)間

Oh,it's back.it's back.Ok,great.what time is it? 好了 回來了 好的 幾點(diǎn)了

I found four recipes for biscuit. 我找到了四份青檸餅干的配方

Siri must have heard you.Siri,what is the time of day? Siri一定是聽到你說話了 Siri 現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)了

Playing Morris day and "The time". 播放 莫里斯·戴 《時(shí)間》

No,no siri,tell me the time,T-I-M-E.calling Tim e! 不 siri 告訴我時(shí)間 呼叫 蒂姆·伊

Who's Tim e,I don't know Tim e is. 蒂姆·伊是誰啊 我怎么知道

Hello.I'm sorry to bother you,do you know what time it is? 喂 抱歉打擾 現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)了

Are you within of those apple watch as holes?Leave me alone. 你又是用蘋果手表的混蛋嗎 別來煩我

Andy,just forget it.I don't care what time it is anymore. 安迪 算了吧 我已經(jīng)不想知道時(shí)間了

Apple doesn't make mistakes.It's probably my fault. 蘋果是不出錯(cuò)的 一定是我不對(duì)

I'm going to call customer support.I just don't know all of the details. 我打給客戶服務(wù) 我或許是忽略了什么

Fine.thank you for calling apple.If you recently purchased a new MAC book and wondering what happened to all of the holes for the cords,press one. 好吧 感謝致電蘋果 如果你最近購(gòu)買了新蘋果筆記本 并想知道怎么插線孔都沒了 請(qǐng)按1

If your iphone feels really,really hot inside your pocket and you wonder what's that is doing to your genitals,Press two. 如果你的Iphone在兜里很燙 你擔(dān)心這對(duì)你的生殖器會(huì)有什么影響 請(qǐng)按2

If you purchased an apple watch and want to know what time it is,press three. 如果你購(gòu)買了蘋果手表 想知道幾點(diǎn)了 請(qǐng)按3