《柯南脫口秀》第92期:在節(jié)目上送禮

I...this woman keeps talking about all the gift you're giving out on the show, 這女人一直提禮物的事 說你在節(jié)目上送禮

and it's causing me a bit of a problem. 這給我造成了一點麻煩

yeah,I'm surprised she makes it over here so quickly,right after the show. 她居然這么快就趕過來了 我們節(jié)目剛結束

So you never give,I agree the gift of laughter is the most important gift but people like free also. 你從沒給過 我也認為歡笑是最重要的禮物 但人們也喜歡免費的東西啊

You never give them anything?No.I have.I have.I have. 你從不送禮嗎 不 我有 我有 我有禮物

Half a sleeve of gluten-free newtens in my car. 我車里有一堆不含谷蛋白的無花果酥

I could hand them out.We could share them. 我可以發(fā)給大家哦  我可以跟大家分享

Very exciting about that,yeah,I set the bar pretty low.Yeah,that's good. 大家很激動呢 我定的標準不高嘛 是的 太棒了

I actually,would you rather have the gluten-free fig newtons or would you rather have something I brought maybe? 大家更想要不含谷蛋白的無花果酥 還是我?guī)淼臇|西

All right,so who here loves music?Who here has a head? 誰喜歡音樂 誰有頭

All right,Dr.Dre made the greatest headphones. 德魯博士的耳機最棒了

You're all going to go home with beat 2 headphones by Dr.Dre! 你們都能帶回家 德魯博士的獨奏2耳機