《柯南脫口秀》第69期:最刻薄的話(huà)

Before you sit down,you pull up your trousers.You can't do it in these kinds of Jeans. 坐下之前 提一下褲子 但穿這種牛仔褲不能這么做

Are those jeggings by any chance?I don't know what jeggings are.Oh,man.It's like,they are very, 這是打底緊身褲嗎 我不知道那是什么 天吶 這就像

I wore them once on the show and the audience,yeah,that's them,Jean leggings.that's jeggings.I see.No,these are Jeans. 我有次在節(jié)目上穿來(lái)著 觀眾們 就是這個(gè) 牛仔打底褲 懂了 不 這是真正的牛仔褲

I wouldn't be seen dead in,but you did it because you're a man and you can get away with it.exactly. 我死也不會(huì)穿那個(gè) 但是你能穿 因?yàn)槟闶莻€(gè)漢子 穿著沒(méi)關(guān)系 完全正確

That's the meanest thing anyone ever said to me. 這是別人對(duì)我說(shuō)過(guò)的最刻薄的話(huà)

Hey,I want to,first of all,congratulate you,since the last time I saw you,you became knighted.Congratulations. 首先 我想祝賀你 自從我上次見(jiàn)你以后 你被封爵了 恭喜

I now takes you as sir.which it's got to change your life.You can't fly coach. 我現(xiàn)在應(yīng)該稱(chēng)你為爵士 這肯定會(huì)改變你的生活 你不能坐二等艙了

You can't use public restrooms,exactly.This is a big deal. 你不能上公廁了 沒(méi)錯(cuò) 這是件大事

It's a big deal.It's a big deal for me because it was totally . 確實(shí)是件大事 對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)是件大事 因?yàn)槲彝耆珱](méi)料到

And it almost didn't happen because it came the invitation to accept or not this 這事差點(diǎn)沒(méi)成 因?yàn)榻邮芑蚓芙^這份榮譽(yù)的信件

came in a brown envelope and it was put into a plastic shopping bag with a whole lot of other mail 寄來(lái)時(shí)裝在棕色的信封中 放在了購(gòu)物塑料袋里 里面有一大堆其他郵件

and when I arrived at my destination that weekend,I put it in the closet and found it 10 days later. 當(dāng)我那周末到達(dá)目的地以后 我把它放在了壁櫥里 十天后才發(fā)現(xiàn)的

Wait a minute.First of all,I can't believe that's how they you 等等 首先我不敢相信他們是這樣通知你的

In England that you're going to be knighted,that it just goes out with junk mail,you know.and then you almost didn't open it. 在英國(guó) 如果你要被封爵 信件是和垃圾郵件一起寄來(lái)的 你知道嗎 而且你差點(diǎn)沒(méi)有拆開(kāi)

Except it does not have written across it.Free,final offer. 但是那封信上沒(méi)有寫(xiě) 免費(fèi) 最后一次機(jī)會(huì)