《柯南脫口秀》第67期:皇家加勒比郵輪

Later,officials examined the white image and concluded it was just another resident of Idaho. 稍后 官方檢查了乳白色的圖像 得出結(jié)論稱 不過是一位普通的愛達荷州居民

That's Steve.This is crazy.This never happens anymore.This is a strange story. 是史蒂夫啊 瘋狂的消息 前所未聞 奇怪的消息

On Monday,a flight from Cleveland to New York took off with just two passengers. 周一 一架從克利夫蘭飛往紐約的西北航空飛機載著兩名乘客就起飛了

Two passengers on the whole plane.Yet somehow they spent the whole flight fighting over the arm rest.As if they wouldn't sit together,but they did. 整架飛機只有兩名乘客 但他們一路上卻都在為扶手打架 按理說他們不會坐在一起呢 但偏偏就坐一起了

everyone's ok,everyone's ok.But instead of sending his kid to school with his lunch,a man sent him to school with 18,000 dollars worth of drugs and knives. 人都沒事 但一名男子送孩子去學校的時候給他帶的不是午飯 而是價值18,000美元的毒品和刀

The kid was 3 years old,sent to him school with drugs and knives. 孩子才3歲 給他拿了一堆毒品和刀就送他去學校了

The man is in jail and the 3 year old has cornerd the cookie and juice market. 男子被送入監(jiān)獄 他3歲的兒子壓制了餅干飲料的銷售

Don't mess with that kid.He will cut your face. 別惹那孩子啊 他會砍傷你的臉

story,a man who fell overboard off a royal Caribbean cruise ship was rescued hours later by a Disney cruise ship. 奇怪的新聞 一名男子從一艘皇家加勒比郵輪上墜海 幾小時后 他被一艘迪士尼的游輪救了起來

The Disney ship was playing the "Frozen" Soundtrack,so he immediately jumped back overboard. 迪士尼船上在播放《冰雪奇緣》的原聲碟 所以他立刻又跳海了

He's dead.I don't know why you're that happy.He died in the waters. 他都死了 真不知道你們?yōu)槭裁催@么開心 他死在冰冷的水里