《柯南脫口秀》第63期:一段很棒的時(shí)光

has it,I have done my research,you partied so hard the night before your graduation that you missed it.True or false? 據(jù)傳言 我做過功課 你畢業(yè)前夕狂歡得太厲害 導(dǎo)致你錯(cuò)過了畢業(yè) 真的還是假的

This is true.I actually.Well,I think we're done.I think we're done.Goodbye,everybody. 是真的 我實(shí)際上 我覺得我們說夠了 我們結(jié)束了 再見各位

Yeah,I had.How dare you come here and lecture America. situation. 我有過 你怎么敢來教育美國人民 真尷尬

I had to give a commencement speech.And I was thinking myself how can I with the students? 我得進(jìn)行畢業(yè)典禮致辭 我想著 要怎么跟學(xué)生們產(chǎn)生共鳴

And I thought what it meant honestly,I had miss my commencement. 然后我想著要坦白承認(rèn) 我錯(cuò)過了我的畢業(yè)典禮

What happened,the night before.I was very sad to be leaving college.I had a relly fantastic time. 前一晚發(fā)生的事是 我要離開大學(xué)了 我很難過 我度過了一段很棒的時(shí)光

I made great friends.And we stayed up late reminiscing and probably more than we should. 結(jié)交了很棒的朋友 我們熬夜到很晚 回憶過去 也許喝了太多酒

Honestly,I slept clean through it.How late did you sleep till? 說真的 我直接睡過去了 你睡到了幾點(diǎn)

I don't know if I should say this on television.I slept until noon at least. 我不知道我該不該在電視上說 至少到了中午

The way it worked,the way it worked at Yale,there was a big congratulation ceremony in the morning with the university and class day speakers. 在耶魯是這樣的 早上會舉辦大型慶祝儀式 有校方致辭人 有畢業(yè)紀(jì)念日致辭人

The person I was,later on.I missed all of that completely. 之后那個(gè)人就是我 我完全錯(cuò)過了那一切

You got drunk,slept through the class day speaker,but later on was invited to be the class day speaker. 你喝醉了 睡過了畢業(yè)紀(jì)念日演講 但是之后被邀請做畢業(yè)紀(jì)念日演講致辭人

Read my book and follow me.Do what I say,don't do what I do. 去看我的書 粉我 做我說過的事 不要做我做過的事

But I did make it to my degree.I did get my degree,which was in the afternoon.I will not question. 但我的確拿到了學(xué)歷 我拿到了學(xué)歷 那是在下午 我不會質(zhì)疑