《柯南脫口秀》第56期:管教小孩

No cell phones.Do you think it's harder to discipline kids these days? 那時(shí)沒(méi)手機(jī) 你覺(jué)得現(xiàn)在更難管教小孩了嗎

Oh,Definitely.I mean you know,I came up in one of those neighborhoods where everybody could beat the kid,you know. 當(dāng)然了 在我成長(zhǎng)的那個(gè)區(qū)域 所有人都可以打小孩

If you got in any kind of trouble,anybody in the neighborhood could give you a .I mean, 要是你惹上什么麻煩 那個(gè)社區(qū)的任何人都能打你一頓 我的意思是

It was allowed.It was .I mean,I got,we moved into a neighborhood. 那是允許的 那很正常 我們搬到了某個(gè)社區(qū)

I got a beating for taking the for sale sign out of our own yard. 我因?yàn)榘嶙吡俗约以鹤永锏某鍪蹣?biāo)志牌而被打了一頓

You know,From a stranger?From a lady.What are you doing?You don't know these people.I am these people.Pop,Pop! 你知道嗎 陌生人打的 一個(gè)女士打的 她說(shuō)你在干嘛 你又不認(rèn)識(shí)屋主 我說(shuō)我就是屋主 啪啪 她就打我

Was she hitting you with the sign?No,I was holding the sign away from her，so she wouldn't beat me with sign.She was with her hand. 她在用牌子打你嗎 不 我把牌子舉得遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)的 這樣她就不能用牌子打我了 他在用手打我屁股

Those were different times.she was older.I was like ma'am,you're me. 時(shí)代不同 她年齡比較大 我假裝說(shuō) 女士 疼死了

Totally different times.Now my kids,my son,you know,our parents used to have a look,conan. 時(shí)代完全不同 現(xiàn)在我的孩子 我的兒子 我們的父母以前會(huì)瞪眼 柯南

Like if you were cutting up,my mother could give me a look and I would know to shut it down. 如果你在插科打諢 我媽媽會(huì)瞪我一眼 我就知道該收斂了

Now it's nothing.I tried to do my son like that the other day.I'm giving him the look. 但現(xiàn)在沒(méi)用了 我有天也想這樣對(duì)付我兒子 我瞪著他

He's not looking at me.I had to text him,hey,look at me. 他沒(méi)看我 我必須給他發(fā)短信 喂 看著我

Look up.Look up,I'm trying to give you the look,son.come on. 抬頭 抬頭 我在瞪你呢 兒子 拜托