《柯南脫口秀》第48期:算是個書呆

But when I went to art camp,I got at arts camp,which 但是我去藝術(shù)夏令營時 我在那里被欺負(fù)了 那不該的

No one get bullied at arts camp.Not true.One guy in particular, 沒人在藝術(shù)夏令營被欺負(fù) 不是的 特別是一個人

This little guy,who is probably like 4'3,his name was Jared and he was,he played magic the . 一個小矮子 大概1米29 他叫杰瑞德 他玩萬智牌

He was a violist.So even in the world of string instruments,that's a nerd. 他是個中提琴手 就算在弦樂器的世界里 那也算是個書呆

Violist is just like want to be violinist.He wasn't even cool in the ork extra. 中提琴手就是想成為小提琴手的人 他在管弦樂隊(duì)里都不算酷

And he was a enthusiast,so he was like a nerd in every conceivable way you could be a nerd.He's like the James Franco of nerds.Right. 他是個陶瓷愛好者 所以他在各方面都是個書呆 像是書呆中的詹姆斯·佛蘭科 嗯

And he would me.He would like kick me and call me names.He would be like,all right,got to go finish my vase for the kill and or whatever. 他會欺負(fù)我 他會踢我 罵我 他會說 好了 我得完成花瓶了 之后好殺人

Why would you put up with that?Fight back.I think he is confidence.I couldn't. 你為什么要忍受啊 反抗啊 我覺得他很自信 我不能

He was so confident.He had no cause for confident but he had limitless supplies. 他非常自信 他沒有自信的原因 但他相當(dāng)自信

So he would go after me and then be like,all right,time to play Schubert or whatever. 所以他會欺負(fù)我 然后說 好了 該演奏舒伯特了

That's how every bully should finish their beating.what were you like in high school? 每個惡霸都該這樣結(jié)束欺凌 你高中時是什么樣子

I was pretty much like this,but I was 30 pounds .Oh,my god.Yeah,like picture like a claimation giraffe. 跟現(xiàn)在差不多 但是輕30磅 天啊 是啊 像是泥塑動畫里的長頸鹿