《柯南脫口秀》第46期:成為爵士樂手

It's unusual.Actually,we have a tall show tonight but it's unusual to have tall actors come on the show. 這很不尋常 高個(gè)嘉賓挺不尋常的

well,I was excited to meet you,first of all because I'm a huge fan， 我很激動(dòng)和你見面 首先 因?yàn)槲沂氰F桿粉 

but also because it'r rare for me to meet somebody who is both taller and paler than I am. 而且也因?yàn)槲液茈y遇見 比我還高還蒼白的人

I think of you,you're like kind of the king of my species,I feel like. 我覺得你 我覺得你是我種族的王

Really?Well,yeah,every girl I ever dated to some degree has had a crush on you. 真的嗎 跟我約會(huì)的每個(gè)姑娘 或多或少迷戀你

which makes sense because you're sort of the epitome,yeah,yeah. 這合情合理 因?yàn)槟闶堑湫偷?嗯

Because I feel like on an evolution of man chart for a lanky,tall white guys,it's like you're like the modern man and I'm like one right behind you. 我感覺在瘦高白人的人類進(jìn)化圖上 你就是現(xiàn)代人 而我在你之后

Some day with hard work you evolve.I feel like we all,all of us owe you a debt 通過努力之后你也會(huì)進(jìn)化成這樣的 我感覺我們都欠你的

because in the way Woody Allen made sort of neurotic,congested guys cool,you made it cool to be Ichabod Crane looking. 因?yàn)榫拖裎榈?middot;艾倫 讓神經(jīng)質(zhì)的充血男變得很酷一樣 你也讓伊卡伯德·克萊恩的長(zhǎng)相變得很酷

And have no skin .I did that for you guys.Thank you.You're our Jackie Robinson.It's what I do.Thank you. 沒有黑色素 我為你們出頭了 謝謝 你是我們的杰基·羅賓森 我就是這種人 謝謝

Now,you did not alway want to be in comedy.You have had a lot of success in comedy but you 你并不是一直想演喜劇的 顯然 你在喜劇方面大獲成功

you were interested in music,wanted to be a musician? 但是最初你對(duì)音樂感興趣 你想成為音樂家

Yeah,I used to play when I was a kid and teenager,and I wanted to be a jazz musician when I grew up. 是啊 我小時(shí)候吹喇叭 長(zhǎng)大后我想成為爵士樂手

Because my father when I was little bought me a video game,this was a jazz video game. 因?yàn)槲倚r(shí)候 我父親給我買了一款電子游戲 是爵士樂電子游戲