《柯南脫口秀》第36期:僵尸妝化得很好

but it must take a long time to make you up as a zombie. 但是化僵尸妝肯定要很久吧

It takes about an hour and 45 minutes in the morning and then about 45 minutes to take off at the end of the day. 早上要花一小時(shí)45分鐘 拍攝結(jié)束后要花45分鐘才能卸妝

But the thing is,it's,I have to do the full makeup process to get on, 但是問(wèn)題是 我必須完成一整套化妝過(guò)程 

but it's quite easy and to just half it when you take it off. 但是草草卸妝很容易 也很有誘惑力

So I have had on a couple of occasions like still had my cap on and sunken,black eyes and bits of makeup. 所以我有時(shí)候依然戴著假發(fā) 有黑眼圈 僵尸妝的一點(diǎn)殘留

And I stopped at the supermarket on the way home and not thought about it. 回家路上 我去了超市 沒想到這事

And I remember walking through a supermarket once where I'm sure they will have a wanted sign of me now. 我記得有次在一家超市逛著 他們現(xiàn)在肯定有對(duì)我的通緝令

It was me walking through,on the phone. 我就走來(lái)走去 打著電話

Goodness knows who,saying this brain that I ate today,it was a sociopathic brain 天知道在跟誰(shuí)打 說(shuō)我今天吃的腦子 是反社會(huì)分子的腦子

and it's a little difficult to play that,this whole thing.Your is falling off. 有點(diǎn)難演什么的 同時(shí)你的下巴掉了

My jaw is falling off and people are like,I did zombie makeup for,I saw. 我的下巴掉了 人們 我搞過(guò)僵尸妝 我看見了

Walking Dead,and they caked it on.I was almost disappointed at how I still looked so much like myself. 《行尸走肉》 他們拍了照片 我有點(diǎn)失望 我還是很像我自己

I think I have a photo.I still looked so much like myself.It freaked me out. 我覺得有照片 我還是很像我自己 我嚇壞了

I didn't look different enough.I was going to say,you know,I'm rightly speaking out of turn if you came and cameoed on I Zombie. 我看起來(lái)不夠有區(qū)別 我想說(shuō) 我也許有點(diǎn)冒昧 但如果你來(lái)《我是僵尸》演配角

I think you would be the only person who needs a spray tan to look like you're dead. 我想你是唯一需要美黑噴霧 才能看起來(lái)像是死人的人

That's true.I am one of those guys you can see my coming through.It's beautiful,oh my god. 是真的 你可以看到我的靜脈 很美 天啊

This is me now with 30 layers of makeup on.we tone you up a bit.we tone you up a bit.Do that please. 這是我涂了30層粉的樣子 我們會(huì)給你噴美黑噴霧的 一定要噴

I Zombie air tuesday at 9:00 on the CW.Rose,thank you so much for being here.Thank you.Nice having you on the show. 《我是僵尸》周二九點(diǎn)在CW臺(tái)播出 羅絲 多謝你抽空前來(lái) 謝謝 你來(lái)真是太好了

Rose Mciver.Be right back.Shawn Mendes is here.Stick around. 羅絲·麥克萊佛 馬上回來(lái) 肖恩·門德斯將來(lái)表演 不要走開