《柯南脫口秀》第33期:健身房的事

So I decide when I'm going to do is I will just turn the volume down and then I will go to sleep. 于是我決定調(diào)低聲音 然后睡覺

So I press volume on the TV and I can see the little nozzle go to zero on the wall unit thing but I can still hear it. 于是我按了電視的音量鍵 我能看到壁櫥電視上的小圓標(biāo)變成了零 但是我還能聽見

And I'm like what is going on?What the is happening? 我心想怎么回事 發(fā)生了什么

And then I remember that the night before,I had gone out to my backyard with a glass of wine and listened to the music. 然后我記起了前一晚 我拿著紅酒去了后院 聽了音樂

Then I realized for the last hour I had been a out of my outdoor speakers. 然后我意識(shí)到了 過去的一小時(shí)里 我一直在我的戶外音響上放毛片

I remember that day.all the way down into the San Fernando Valley. 我記得那天 傳遍了整個(gè)圣費(fèi)爾南多谷

This's one o'clockin the afternoon,mind you. 這是下午一點(diǎn) 提醒你們一下

Kids are riding bike around.People are walking their dogs. 孩子們在周圍騎著自行車 人們在遛狗

It was terrible.I moved shortly .You had to. 太糟糕了 之后我很快就搬了 你不得不搬

Good God!All right.My apologies.That's why you won't get your picture taken with Tom? 天啊 好吧 我要道歉 這就是你不和托馬斯·列農(nóng)拍照的原因嗎

oh,ok,that's why.All right.You never know what's going to happen.You never know. 對 好吧 這就是原因 好吧 你永遠(yuǎn)不知道會(huì)發(fā)生什么 你永遠(yuǎn)不知道

Let's take a break.Much more with Matthew Perry after this.Stick around. 我們休息一下 稍后繼續(xù)采訪馬修·派瑞 別走開

We're back here with Matthew Perry.Now,you tweeted recently about going to the gym. 我們回來了 這是馬修·派瑞 你最近發(fā)推說了去健身房的事

Are you a gym rat?Are you one of those guys that goes to the gym often? 你是個(gè)健身狂魔嗎 你是那種經(jīng)常去健身房的人嗎

I'm not a gym rat.I went to the gym for the first time in a couple of years and I can't move. 我不是健身狂魔 我這幾年來第一次去了健身房 然后我動(dòng)不了

Right,right.I can't move.Really?I don't understand the gym.I don't understand the point of the gym. 對 對 我動(dòng)不了 真的嗎 我不了解健身房 我不知道健身房的意義

Weights to me seem like they're very heavy. 啞鈴在我看來非常沉