《柯南脫口秀》第13期:一起度過(guò)的時(shí)光

It's just him and me.Like I kind of want to leave but at the same time it's like I now have to this child. 那里就他和我 我有點(diǎn)想走 但是同時(shí) 我得照顧這孩子了

And it' because I'm watching and I'm like this isn't how Batman got . 這很奇怪 我在看著 我想蝙蝠俠不是這樣找到羅賓的

Not good at all.Yeah, yeah. So wait, so what happened? 一點(diǎn)也不好 是啊 然后呢

So I'm just sitting there and he's still screaming,like I want to go back where we were. 我就坐在那里 他繼續(xù)叫著 我要回到我們之前在的地方

I'm like go,you won.Go. 我說(shuō)去吧 你贏了 去吧

And then he eventually like he's still kind of have to screaming,but now he's got a rock and he's drawing on the 最后他還在叫著 但他拿了個(gè)石頭 在混凝土上畫(huà)畫(huà)

and I'm really like a child and his mom was gone for like 15 minutes.oh my god. 我真的在照顧一個(gè)孩子 他媽媽走了15分鐘了 天啊

And she finally came back.She didn't have the other kid with her,so I don't know what she did with that kid. 最后她終于回來(lái)了 另一個(gè)孩子不在她身邊 我不知道她對(duì)那個(gè)孩子怎么了

When she came back like picked up the kid.she was like Alexander come on and they started walking home. 但她回來(lái)了 接走了那孩子 她說(shuō) 亞歷山大 來(lái)吧 他們開(kāi)始走回家

She never turned to say like thank you or like offer me money for babysitting her child. 她沒(méi)有轉(zhuǎn)身對(duì)我說(shuō)謝謝 或者給我保姆費(fèi)

And I was like that's rude.That's not how you get a nanny. 我覺(jué)得那很粗魯 你不該這樣找保姆

Like you don't just find a brown person who's free on Tuesday,like here,here you go. 你不能隨便在街上找一個(gè)周二有空的棕色人種 她像是 給你孩子

Did you ever see that family again? 你再次見(jiàn)到那家人了嗎

I see them every now and again and like I see now like the whole family,with the father as well. 我偶爾會(huì)看到他們 我看到了一整家子人 還有父親

And sometimes I want to run up and just be like,Hey Alexander,remember our special time together? 有時(shí)候我想跑上去說(shuō) 記得我們一起度過(guò)的時(shí)光嗎

And then just run away.You're a bad guy. 然后跑開(kāi) 你是個(gè)壞人